Aaahh!!! Real Monsters Halloween Costume!

I was dicking around on Instagram and I saw that Spirit Halloween posted a picture of a costume I never thought I would see on the officially licensed level.

 

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You now can be Krumm or Oblina (or both) from Aahh! Real Monsters. This is the first time I have seen Real Monsters getting this sorta love since the SNES game dropped those many years ago.

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If you don’t know what Aahh!!! Real Monsters is let me explain by using a sweet promo from Nickelodeon.

I’m betting that doesn’t explain much.

Aahh!!! Real Monsters is a Nickelodeon show from the 90’s. It was produced by Klasky Csupo who also produced Rugrats/Duckman and that show with the yellow characters that I simply do not understand.

I’m not sure why I’m surprised to see this show getting Costume love. It’s pure nostalgia for me. Which usually means the show aged poorly. I guess the show rode the 90’s wave as well. I guess I shouldn’t be too surprised since we live in the age of Man-Baby’s, as my friend always says. And dressing up as a Tim Burton looking dildo and a walking ballsack confirms this.  It’s good to be alive, folks!

Real quick! I found out something cool. The creepy creep below…

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…zimbo is voiced by non-other than…

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I hope that image wakes you up in the dead of night. Seriously. Imagine waking up and seeing Pennywise in the corner of your room. He’s just sitting on the floor Indian style while smiling at you.

Happy Halloween. Go by your costume. And Spirit Halloween needs to fix the title of the Krumm costume since it’s spelled like this: Aaahh! Real Monster. Humph!

-Sad Dracula

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